[This is what happens when you let your Zoroark learn how to use the Pokegear.]
DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
[Snake nods and relaxes a bit. He knows Joker wouldn't let him suffer the consequences if he had any way to stop it, and according to the poorly written curse he would be fine if he just sends it to others. He knew that he shouldn't send it to Denzel at least. He was pretty sure Denzel didn't have too many people outside of the circus as real friends, so Snake could not give it to him in good conscience.]
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Date: 2014-08-15 02:25 am (UTC)DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!
**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!
P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!
> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt
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Date: 2014-08-16 06:10 am (UTC)I... I don't have five people to send this to! says John.
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Date: 2014-08-16 07:37 am (UTC)Breathe now! Ya still got plenty a time, don't worry. I know prolly 20 folks by now 'round here, ya can take some a mine!
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Date: 2014-08-17 06:50 am (UTC)Where did this message even start, says Gaskell?
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Date: 2014-08-17 01:46 pm (UTC)[Invidia suddenly makes a small noise as he tugs on Joker's cape, and the ringleader corrects himself.]
Oh, but Invidia thinks there might be somethin' off about it, 'tho he doesn't know what it is.
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Date: 2014-08-30 05:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-30 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-17 06:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-09-18 12:44 am (UTC)Sometin' ta do with numbers... I've heard about it, but that's all I know. Too complicated for me. I can do my sums and that's it.